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    October 18

    莫名奇妙的笑话

    昨天晚上,和女友出去吃晚饭
    然后去了一个比较骚包比较有情调的地方……恩
     
    然后呢
    这里比较安静
    废话,不安静能有情调么?
     
    然后,我们旁边一桌来了三个人
    二女一男
    看的出其中两个是情侣
     
    不要误会
    我说的是那两个女人
     
    不和谐吧?
    其实真的不和谐的是:
    那个男人一点都不娘……还很……这么说吧,外观和我差不多……
    体型也差不多
     
    所以他的嗓门也和我差不多
     
    然后,我就觉得
    有五百只鸭子……哦……不……是五架飞机在我旁边……恩
     
    气氛一点都没有了……
     
    当然,他引起了不止我一个人的注意
    但是似乎他没有引起对面两个女tx中的某个……那个他想引起注意的人的注意……
    然后呢
     
    他就像很多泡马子的嫩手一样……好吧,我也干过
    开始变魔术讲笑话……
    魔术我没注意
    不过我听到了一个很老的笑话
     
    男:小明他爸爸有三个儿子,大儿子叫大宝,二儿子叫二宝,三儿子叫啥
    女一:……(目标女)
    女二:……………………三宝
    男大笑,道:叫小明嘛!不是说是小明他爸爸嘛!
    女二:不许人家小明姓蔡么?
    男:……
     
    我觉得是这一晚上的亮点
    记录下

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    Oct. 25

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